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    A joke that is not!

    You know you live in a country run by idiots...

    When smoking Pot is legal and widely accepted But smoking Tobacco is treated like a criminal offense.
    ================================================== =
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for
    Being in the country illegally.
    ================================================== =
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
    Of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his
    Teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class
    In grade school is perfectly acceptable.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The Supreme Court of the United
    States can rule that lower courts
    Cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while
    Sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately
    discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts
    Are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in Country run by idiots if...
    Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the
    Health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to
    Have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held
    Responsible for their own choices.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Hard
    work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and
    Government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded
    With EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing,
    And free cell phones.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The government's plan for getting people back to work is to
    Provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the
    Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The rights of the Government come before the rights of the
    Individual.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their
    Children.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip
    but not to get an abortion.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a
    Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and
    head searched.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and
    Singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered
    "art".
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Pain View Post
    You know you live in a country run by idiots...

    When smoking Pot is legal and widely accepted But smoking Tobacco is treated like a criminal offense.
    ================================================== =
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for
    Being in the country illegally.
    ================================================== =
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
    Of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his
    Teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class
    In grade school is perfectly acceptable.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The Supreme Court of the United
    States can rule that lower courts
    Cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while
    Sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately
    discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts
    Are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in Country run by idiots if...
    Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the
    Health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to
    Have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held
    Responsible for their own choices.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Hard
    work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and
    Government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded
    With EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing,
    And free cell phones.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The government's plan for getting people back to work is to
    Provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the
    Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    The rights of the Government come before the rights of the
    Individual.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their
    Children.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip
    but not to get an abortion.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a
    Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and
    head searched.
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and
    Singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered
    "art".
    ================================================== ==
    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
    You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    And that is why there is Xanax, aka, mothers little helper.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    I think your political views should be kept to your self. Not that I don't agree with some of it. Two things you don't discuss are Politics and Religion
    it always turns ugly.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    How sad but how true!!

    Here's another..

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You have to pass a drug test before being hired for a position
    but not if your collecting government handouts taken from someone who works..

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pureshine View Post
    I think your political views should be kept to your self. Not that I don't agree with some of it. Two things you don't discuss are Politics and Religion
    it always turns ugly.
    Always keep the shine in your life.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyG View Post
    How sad but how true!!

    Here's another..

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
    You have to pass a drug test before being hired for a position
    but not if your collecting government handouts taken from someone who works..
    Always keep the shine in your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr_Pain View Post

    You know you live in Country run by idiots if...

    Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the
    Health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to
    Have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held
    Responsible for their own choices.
    ================================================== ==

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

    Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and
    Government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded
    With EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing,
    And free cell phones.
    ================================================== ==

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

    The government's plan for getting people back to work is to
    Provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
    ================================================== ==

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

    Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
    ================================================== ==

    You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

    Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their
    Children.
    ===============================================

    Bravo! They were all great.... But these are the one's that get me the most. I deal with the public daily basis at work where I see who is paying for their healthcare and housing. It's unbelievable how many people (and their kids) are getting government entitlements for healthcare, food, housing, and spending money (EBT cash). Section 8 for housing, PA Access Card for food & spending money, and Keystone Mercy or CHIP for medical & dental. I'm sure there is more.

    They all have IPhones / Androids, go on "vacations", and many have new cars. Since others pay for their (and their children's) necessities every penny they get is disposable income. I know every 6 months or so these entitlements must be "renewed". This just involves filling out some papers and saying "yeah... I'm looking for a job".

    What a mess.

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    Re: A joke that is not!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pureshine View Post
    I think your political views should be kept to your self. Not that I don't agree with some of it. Two things you don't discuss are Politics and Religion
    it always turns ugly.
    Interesting reply.

    Kind of a double standard would you not agree?

    Me: I cut and pasted a commentary which I "personally" found to carry a lot of truths
    You: Posted a reply which contains truths of your "personal" views.

    Does one perceived truth outweigh another?
    Does one carry any more "right" than another to be posted?

    I am not planning a big debate on the subject, but I would like to understand your attack position on the "political" forefront, when there is no real politics involved. I did re-read to see where your "classification" came from and can't really see where I am attacking Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Tea party etc.. It does attack our legislative branch, since a lot of the comments referenced what is "legal or illigal", but it does not attack the political views or affiliation of the attorneys, senators, members of congress or whom ever may have participated in making it "legal" or "illegal".

    Now, I will grant you one point.... it does attack the lack of common sense of the "people in charge"...... regardless of color, creed, gender, religious or political affiliations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pureshine View Post
    I think your political views should be kept to your self. Not that I don't agree with some of it. Two things you don't discuss are Politics and Religion
    it always turns ugly.
    I don't see political views but rather the truth.

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