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A man escapes from prison where he has been for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to find money and guns and he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy to get up and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever you tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Oh my gosh - hilarious!! I never saw that coming!!! Too funny, wutstang, too funny!!
Lauren
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know if this will get closed though
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Commercial for astro gilde?
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In time out
I hope he didn't drop the soap whilst he was in the bathroom!
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Originally Posted by P1et
I hope he didn't drop the soap whilst he was in the bathroom!
piet, i don't think it mattered......
~Lulu~
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Originally Posted by ltoman
piet, i don't think it mattered......
I was thinking the same thing
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Originally Posted by wytstang
A man escapes from prison where he has been for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to find money and guns and he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy to get up and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever you tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
LOL! Good one!
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