bmw- bought my wife
born moderately wealthy
honda- had one, never did again
nissan - needs immediate salvage so abandon now
pontiac - poor old nutcase thinks it's a cadillac
volvo - very odd looking vehicular object
saab- sad attempt at beauty
send another automobile back
hyundai - hope you understand nothing is drivable and inexpensive
mazda- most always zipping dangerously along
porsche - proof only rich suckers can have everything
ford - fix or repair daily
- fails on rainy days
- fast only rolling downhill
subaru - screwed up beyond all repair, usually
dodge - dangerous on days gears engage
fiat - failed italian automotive technology
mercedes- many expensive repairs can eventually discourage extra sales
chevy - cheapest heap ever visioned yet
audi - accelerates under demonic influence
oldsmobile - overpriced, leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment
just for laughs.........
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