Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

[ltoman]

Subject: LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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>LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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>Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
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>NAME____________________
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>GANG/CREW NAME______________
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>CRIB_________________
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>1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?
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>2. Jeff has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Billy Joe Bob for $320 and 2 grams to Rob for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
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>3. Wayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Wayne's $800 per day crack habit?
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>4. Martin wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit ?
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>5. Chris gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
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>6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
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>7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
>Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
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>8. Bobby knocked up 4 girls in the gang.. There are 20 girls in his gang.
>What is the exact percentage of girls Bobby knocked up?
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>9. Erin is a lookout for the gang. Erin also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Erin makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?
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>10. Marvin steals Jerry's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Jerry loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Jerry 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

[Gary Sword]

I'm glad I don't live in LA.

[Nica]

okay is it just me are all these names in Spanish...lol..not that I mind but I've never seen such a thing...oh by the way I love math but these types of questions are the ones that always gave me a migraine lol...hahaha.

Now some of these questions depend on wind resistance and if the big baggy pants are falling down hahahahaha...like this one

10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Answer, it depends if Marvin was smart enough to wear his running shoes and to run on the sidewalk rather then grass...due to friction created between sidewalk and baggy pants he could get "whacked" quick!

hahahaha good one...Mrs. Lauren...teacher lol...hahaha nice good babe.

[ltoman]

hey, these names are multi-cultural. marvin, rob, martin, chris, erin, bobby ,jeff., jerry....
we see what we want to see. pedro, ramon, and antonio. sorry - the white bad boys out number the other race bad boys. and one girl.
and my friend, whose kids go to my school sent this around. she is half hispanic. so nah nah nah nah nah!

i love the part about the pants! true. let's assume he runs holding them up, like at school.

NO RACISM INTENDED HERE _ I WILL PULL IT IF IT OFFENDS; DESIGNED TO SHOW LA's ISSUES with all kids

[Bigfoot]

You forgot Juanito, The Homies, Zoot Suits(which I have a purple one ) and the MS-13...

[ltoman]

You forgot Juanito, The Homies, Zoot Suits(which I have a purple one ) and the MS-13...

huh? what are you talking about, bigfoot?

[nick19]

Subject: LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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>LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
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>Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
>
>
>NAME____________________
>
>
>GANG/CREW NAME______________
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>
>
>CRIB_________________
>
>1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?
>
>2. Jeff has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Rob for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
>
>3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
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>4. Martin wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit ?
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>5. Chris gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
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>6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
>
>7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
>Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
>
>8. Bobby knocked up 4 girls in the gang.. There are 20 girls in his gang.
>What is the exact percentage of girls Bobby knocked up?
>
>9. Erin is a lookout for the gang. Erin also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Erin makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?
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>10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

1. 2 (30/13)

2. around $400??

3. 10 (800/85)

4. 16 (16oz in a pound)

5. 1 (200+300+300 = 800, plus one more Vette = $950)

6. $2,800 (100x12 = 1,200, 1,200x6 = 7200, 10,000-7200)

7. 52.8 sq. ft. (if I think you're asking what you mean)

8. 20% (4/20)

9. 28 weeks (700/25)

10. 3,960 feet (5,280x15 = 79,200, 79,200/20 = 3,960)



How'd I do?

[paradog]

huh? what are you talking about, bigfoot?

Latino Gangs...or he likes random latino names?

[ltoman]

1. 2 (30/13)

2. around $400??

3. 10 (800/85)

4. 16 (16oz in a pound)

5. 1 (200+300+300 = 800, plus one more Vette = $950)

6. $2,800 (100x12 = 1,200, 1,200x6 = 7200, 10,000-7200)

7. 52.8 sq. ft. (if I think you're asking what you mean)

8. 20% (4/20)

9. 28 weeks (700/25)

10. 3,960 feet (5,280x15 = 79,200, 79,200/20 = 3,960)



How'd I do?

oh gosh it was a joke, nick! silly boy.
i don't teach math so i will tell you it is an A+!

[nick19]

oh gosh it was a joke, nick! silly boy.
i don't teach math so i will tell you it is an A+!

I knew that, but I thought you had the answers.. so I finished the "test".


It was fun anyways..