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  1. 07-13-2012, 02:53 PM #81
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    His car doesn't drive around the surface of the earth...the surface of the earth moves under his stationary car.
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  2. 07-13-2012, 03:39 PM #82
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    He buys Swissvax Divine by the case as gifts for his girlfriends...

    When asked why, he said, "nothing is sexier than a beautiful woman that smells like a fine wax!"
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  3. 07-14-2012, 08:46 AM #83
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    The secret service classified his identity... When he applied wax to the president's limo, the surface is so sooth that it repels bullets.
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  4. 07-14-2012, 02:47 PM #84
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    People still talk about that corolla he detailed in 1993...

    He dries off with a master blaster after he showers...

    He buffs off his LSP's with his beard...
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  5. 07-15-2012, 02:18 PM #85
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    He uses Fusion as hair gel, Opti Coat for a bathing suit, and no one says anything.
    OptiCoat is a great product. You should try it.
    If you are one of the 43% who do not pay FIT taxes, thank me for paying your share and my share.
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    HE once started detailing a corvair...when he was done, it was a corvette
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  7. 07-15-2012, 03:19 PM #87
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    His mother has a tattoo that says "son" and it is opti coated.
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  8. 07-15-2012, 03:20 PM #88
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    Corvair? WOW, haven't heard that name for years. I wonder if any of them still exist?
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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    Wookie fists are made from his back hair.

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    Re: He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

    Rain does not bead on his paint, it avoids it completely !
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