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sick day..........
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
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![Quote](https://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/images/autogeek/misc/quote_icon.png) Originally Posted by BILL
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!
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LMAO, now that was a good one
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