Why does she hate me?

[WAXOFF]

Wait until next winter when it's covers in salt. You'll be kicking yourself then. Start stocking up on waterless wash products.

[hoyt66]

Welcome to the gang of the bold and beautiful

Thanks!...I think

Maybe she wants you outside of her house. Trying to keep you busy in the garage.

I'm always out there getting therapy. She just wants the therapy to involve her car MORE

Sharp car but.....take it back!

Can't go back now brother. It's all over but the crying

My wife bought a Jet Black '06 330 Coupe, I begged her not to do it! Well I lost,at the time I had a black truck and black bass boat. My wife kept her word and never had the car washed away from the house, never again! It did teach me the do's and dont's of car care though, congrats on the new ride

I used to have a black f150. I din't mind keeping it clean. That was before I became a student here...now "keeping it clean" looks way different than before.

I've owner 1 black car in my life. A 1976 Trans Am beautiful car but I never wanted to drive it because I couldn't stand the dust that would show up on it so it sat with a cover on it for most of the 3 years I owned it. Never again. I buy Silver now and like everyone says. We know what we are doing on cars and don't want the everyday hassle of black. Nice looking car though. Good luck. I hope she parks far away at the store.

Did you have the smokey and the bandit car??

That should be Tuxedo Black. No where near as bad as true black.

It's "Charcoal Black" according to the sticker. I had a tuxedo black truck and fusion at one point. There is no flake in this paint :-(

Hahahaha nice one

Wait until next winter when it's covers in salt. You'll be kicking yourself then. Start stocking up on waterless wash products.

I have a ton of rinseless and waterless wash. This will be good to mow thru some of my supply

[Jaretr1]

That should be Tuxedo Black. No where near as bad as true black.

I agree and probably one of Ford's nicest colors!

[hoyt66]

I agree and probably one of Ford's nicest colors!

Definitely one of fords nicest colors. I wish this were the case for this car

[JRP]

Hoyt she is beauty and will be a head turner and when she is dirty others will say they pity the fool with the Black ride.........

[Riff]

Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am was a '77.

[hoyt66]

Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am was a '77.

Ah, got it.

[jamesalanb]

love my black Fusion except... It isn't black enough! The tuxedo black has so much flake in it, that I can't see forever - the way I'd hoped to. It isn't a lot of car to keep up with, so I'm sure you'll be fine. Congrats!

[brad911]

Black isn't a color.....its a full time job

Wife has a 2016 Pilot in black crystal pearl. I told my wife, when she asked for that color, where I would be on Saturday mornings.

[BrutalNoodle]

1- "he (me) has a silver car and I don't want to copy"

And your reply to her was, "Fine...but you're sleeping on the couch tonight."


Right?