Waxaholics!

[HSJ]

My name is Hammer. I am a waxaholic. In the beginning, I started out just being happy with washing my car. Then I graduated to cheap over the counter waxes. I would just wax once a year. Then, I bought a new car. That is when I fell into my present addiction. I wash and wax my car 2-4 times per week. Oftentimes I wonder if there is a world's record for coats of wax applied onto a single vehicle. I feel anxious if my car looks the least bit showroom. Oh the glimmer, the shine, the radiance! I feel most centered, therapeutic zen-like when a sponge applicator is in my hand. Mmmm, the smell of the wax coupled with fine microfiber under the shade from the warm sun tingles my sensations.

I'm Hammer, and I'm a waxaholic.

[fenderpicks]

2-4 times per week o.O
Thats outrageous.... I thought i wash like 2 times a week is crazy lol

[Railroad]

3 hours ago I waxed my neighbors dining table with Collinite 476S. No lie. I've already done my furniture. I thought I'd draw the line at dragging
in the PorterCable so I just buffed it by hand.

[SON1C]

IMO you're just wasting time and money, but it is your time and money so whatever makes you happy, should just do others for money.

[rider9195]

IMO you're just wasting time and money, but it is your time and money so whatever makes you happy, should just do others for money.

Using a spray wax after a wash would be more ideal.

[TroyScherer]

Um, no girlfriend or wife....

[Railroad]

Um, no girlfriend or wife....

Me? Sure, I just get a kick out of making things look nice for folks.

[HSJ]

IMO you're just wasting time and money, but it is your time and money so whatever makes you happy, should just do others for money.

Perhaps you may have a point. Maybe I should blow it on booze and hookers.

[Vegas Transplant]

Perhaps you may have a point. Maybe I should blow it on booze and hookers...

...and slot machines.

[spardavr4]

Perhaps you may have a point. Maybe I should blow it on booze and hookers.

Or...more wax!