You Know You're An Autogeek When...

[Theostoubos]

.......When your wife says "what is that after shave your using?" and you reply "ONR"

Thats hilarious. Probably one of the best.

...you feel ecstatic when the clay stops grabbing and glides effortlessly and you pass the baggy test.

...place your car on 2x6 pressure treated plates while washing it, only so you can get an even coat of tire dressing on the perimeter of the tire without moving your car.

http://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/...g-vehicle.html

...when your car garage smells constantly ONR, Megs Last Touch, OCW or any other similar product.

...when you are at the parking lot of a store, it's dark and you check for swirls on your vehicle under the big metal halide floodlights...

....when you are stopped at a red light you pull out the 303 Protectant and the interior dedicated microfiber and do a quick wipe of the dashboard.

...when besides working late on any given rainy week day, you still wash your car when you get back home.

...when you don't have to use your windshield wipers if you re going slightly faster than 40 mph

...when you drive and you have your window open only so you can "caress" your A-pillar and think "oooh so smooth"

[alko]

I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!

[Jomax]

I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!

Lol I'm not the only one?!?!

[alko]

Lol I'm not the only one?!?!

.....welcome to the family!

[sscully]

I think this is going to be the new number one...

You know you're an Autogeek when...

You track your package via Fedex serveral times a day, let alone during the week, just to see what the status of your package is. You do this eventhough you know it will arrive on said day. Shoot...sometimes you'll check the tracking AFTER its been delivered!!!

Now that one has some legs to it.

I am not quite that bad, I only check in the AM and in the PM to see if anything happened to it.

[Klasse Act]

...when you keep track of how many coats you've applied to your car in your sig

[ziggo99]

Can you e-mail it to me...

p@

Yeah, I can. PM me your address and I'll sent it on over
And if anyone else wants my template, I'll e-mail it to you as well.
Here it is again.

[Bigpat]

When you look at the reflections of road signs at night off the hood of ypur car as ypu drive by.... and realize its actually brighter than the sign itself!

[Mike McDonald]

Man...when I get the "...so you don't yell at me" I'm never sure if I should think "good! finally got her trained!" or "oh man...what kind of jerk am I?"

Yea, I like to assume its 'trained' so I dont feel bad! Lol!

[Chris's FX4]

... you make the 3/8mile walk to your car in the snow to see if its sticking or beading.