Post the weirdest questions and comments your clients have asked you

[Bill1234]

I all, just thought of an idea kinda like ask reddit. Post the weirdest questions and comments clients have asked you, exact names are not needed

[Fishincricket]

Now you can do all this (laundry list) for $50, right?

[oldmodman]

Which will be harder to clean up.

The seat the dog threw up on, or the seat my son wiped the baby's diaper on?

And you will do it for the regular price, won't you?

[Baconz2012]

Can you buff out the rust from the undercarriage? And all I've got is 30 bucks. That cool?