My next door neighbor who is a
very disgruntled man, decided
to ask our other neighbor, a very nice
woman with a garage queen red Cadillac
if he could help her by detailing the car.
Anyways,
disgruntled neighbor thinks that
by doing favors for people that it makes up
for him being a miserable person.
I was once fooled by him as well.
I was able to catch what he’s doing a few times
today while I was doing my own yard work.
He’s using Mothers Cleaner Wax for the LSP.
He’s also wiping it off with the same towel
he’s wiped off everything (He’s got this same
ugly terry cloth towel he uses on his own cars
for everything).
The worst part, however, is that he was using
a kitchen sponge (think Soft Scrub) sprayed
with some foaming cleaner from a metal aerosol
can to clean the bottom panels. He lightly went
around the car wiping away with the green,
abrasive part of the sponge.
Oh my! With the spray and sponge he looked
like a guy cleaning a bathroom.
I feel so bad for the woman. I’ve told her passively
I would do her car for her (she sees me doing my
thing all the time), but I think she’s too nice to ask.
So this big lump instead initiates it and is swirling
(and probably worse on lower panels) her prized
Cadillac up.
By the way, he also knows this is my obsession
and
I’ve caught him looking at me throughout
the day when I’m outside, almost like “ha, I
stole your dream job”.
Well...
if she’s smart enough, maybe this will be
my dream job soon:
fixing his neighbor-
installed-swirls.
I feel bad either way.
Here he with his one towel dragging
against the wheel while he buffs.
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