9 Words Women Use

[sparkie]

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can ma ke to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*OK men this is a something we all need to know. Don't tell yals ladys I told you about this!

[pirex]

Thats so correct!! I bet all women`s are like that

[alban61]

Wow! Right on the money, Sparkie! LOL
Good one!

[AL417]

Sparkie,
I just got off the phone with your wife, she wants to have a few words with you.

[FMINUS]

Dont forget when you ask them where they want to eat and they say "anywhere, you decide" And when you mention a place, they say "anywhere but there."

[Jimmie]

Sparkie,
I just got off the phone with your wife, she wants to have a few words with you.

Say Fine Sparkie. Say Fine.

#1 and #3 look like need to remember words

[Gary Sword]

That's find but I have nothing to say about those sparkie!

[sparkie]

Sparkie,
I just got off the phone with your wife, she wants to have a few words with you.

You know the phone ring as I was reading your reply...

[07ImpalaSS]

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

You forgot the word "think" in there.

[Brandon1]

Dont forget when you ask them where they want to eat and they say "anywhere, you decide" And when you mention a place, they say "anywhere but there."

So true.