car acronyms

[ltoman]

bmw- bought my wife
born moderately wealthy

honda- had one, never did again

nissan - needs immediate salvage so abandon now

pontiac - poor old nutcase thinks it's a cadillac

volvo - very odd looking vehicular object

saab- sad attempt at beauty
send another automobile back

hyundai - hope you understand nothing is drivable and inexpensive

mazda- most always zipping dangerously along

porsche - proof only rich suckers can have everything

ford - fix or repair daily
- fails on rainy days
- fast only rolling downhill

subaru - screwed up beyond all repair, usually

dodge - dangerous on days gears engage

fiat - failed italian automotive technology

mercedes- many expensive repairs can eventually discourage extra sales

chevy - cheapest heap ever visioned yet

audi - accelerates under demonic influence

oldsmobile - overpriced, leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment


just for laughs.........

[TjMonsen5]

haha nice, did you think of all those yourself? i cant even think of a decent BMW one.

[ltoman]

haha nice, did you think of all those yourself? i cant even think of a decent BMW one.

don't feel bad - i got them from one of my son's friends, who i think found them in a book.....don't feel too bad!

[supercharged]

I like this one - pontiac - poor old nutcase thinks it's a cadillac.

[Whitethunder46]

Saab's was funny.

The one I hear all the time is:

Ford - Found on road dead.

[White95DodgeRam]

nah my favorite one....


ford backwards.....


Driver Returns On Foot

[Bigfoot]

Glad there's nothing about Toyota's

[nick19]

There will never be one for Oldsmobile!

[sparkie]

First On Race Day!

[ltoman]

There will never be one for Oldsmobile!

try again, nick. your reading skillls are slacking.....lol