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    Ahhhhhh Viva La France

    An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"


    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
    France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states.." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

    The American listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    American: "Of Course."

    Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
    "We don't. In
    France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. Then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

    After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
    France?"

    Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

    American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

    American: "We don't. In
    America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France ."

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    Great stuff! Being from Belgium, we have a joke like that for our Dutch neighbors:

    How does a Duthchman use a condom?

    Regularly, then inside out, then as chewing gum.


    We make fun of the Dutch because they're so cheap, hence the above joke...

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    Big LOL!!! Good one!
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    ha ha ha
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    Ahhhhhhh, I almost choked on one of my American fries.

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    Rofl! I love any joke that makes fun of the french! Lmfao!


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    Hee Hee Hee


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    Lol

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