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    Ahhhhhh Retirement

    WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?






    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
    days interesting.


    Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I
    was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop
    writing out a parking ticket.


    I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
    a break?"


    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.


    I called him a Nazi turd.


    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.


    So I called him a craphead.


    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.


    Then he started writing a third ticket.


    This went on for about 20 minutes.


    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.


    Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.


    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.


    It's important at my age.

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    looks like your eye-site is going also !!


    Scott

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    LOL, That's Great!!!

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    Funny stuff!!!!

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    lmao
    The real WyStang:

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    LOL .......Funny................

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    Hee Hee Hee, HA HA HA

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    Very cute, well for everyone but the car owner!

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    OOOOH that's so wicked!! LOL

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    you know someone reading this is going to do that to someone...

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