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Harley Davidson
Harley Davidson
Arthur (Harley) Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and
introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
"Okay, so you were the one who invented
the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said,
"Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours.
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Super Member
Re: Harley Davidson
Lol
Thanks,
Tonya AKA twinkle toes
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwile achievement - Henry Ford
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Super Member
Re: Harley Davidson
TeeheeheeheeHahahaheeheeheehee! Good one!
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Re: Harley Davidson
Haha, that's great! I'll have to save that one and show it to my friends.
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