Colin ... pronounced like Colin Farrell or Colin Hanks... not like Colin Powell (man that guy is great and all, but he ruined my childhood so I went by my middle name Tom in school) - haha that's an office space type rant.
When they don't call me buttbrain, Beavis, dufus, dork, dolt, tool, or lardass, they call me Jaddie. It's pronounced like lady, but with a J. It was my father's nickname and is my real first name.
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