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    Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    What are some fun sayings you have seen about detailing? What are some fun names detailers can be called?

    I have OCD; Obsessive Car Detailing

    I have OCDD; Obsessive Car Detailing Disorder

    If it doesn't shine, it isn't mine

    It ain't mine, if it don't shine

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    Have fun folks.
    IF IT DOESN'T SHINE, IT ISN'T MINE

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    Re: Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    This one is only partially detailing related:

    You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.



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    Re: Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    Instead of something in the FUN category...
    How about something Pejorative as He!!?

    •Ever hear a Detailer being referred to as being:
    ’nothing more than a Glorified Shoeshine Boy’?

    -I have.
    But they only got to say it once.


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    "Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk."
    ~Joaquin de Setanti

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    Re: Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    I'll chime in here...

    Your finish is my passion. * Under my logo on my card and site.

    What's the difference between a detailer and everyone else?
    A detailer doesn't stop at "good enough".

    When I'm running behind on a job and need to let the owner I need more time, I always include the following,
    I'll never cut corners to meet a deadline.

    This one is a actualy on a shirt but I want to have a banner made and hang it in my shop.
    Robot Check




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    Re: Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    I don't do $100 details. I fix $100 details.

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    Re: Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

    Quote Originally Posted by mckobe View Post
    I don't do $100 details. I fix $100 details.
    That's right in line with, If you think it's expensive hiring a good detailer, try hiring a bad one!




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