BILL
06-16-2006, 06:11 AM
Trip to Hawaii
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the East River.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when
a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Hawaii in the morning,and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he
slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. >From then on, every night he
brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate
love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained. "I get food
and a trip toHawaii, and he's screwing me."
He certainly is," the Captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.":D
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life
by throwing herself into the East River.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when
a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Hawaii in the morning,and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he
slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. >From then on, every night he
brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate
love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained. "I get food
and a trip toHawaii, and he's screwing me."
He certainly is," the Captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.":D