brondondolon
06-11-2014, 11:04 AM
Last night when i was going to bed I noticed a spider on my wall. It was hard to miss because this thing was the size of a quarter. Now i have a rule of thumb. If its big enough to be a pet or big enough to sit and have a cup of coffee with me i cant kill it with a shoe. Something about feeling it crunch or it only getting a bruise after being whacked by a shoe traveling at high velocity just doesn't sit well with me. I dont want to worry if my thunderous strike will only irritate it and it will come back to strangle me in my sleep.
I didnt have any raid or another spider killer like a flame thrower or napalm so i grabbed the next best thing (100% APC). It was all i had on hand so i thought "this might just be crazy enough to work!". Dont judge me i was desperate... Well it did work. From a distance of approx 72.33 feet I turned the spray nozzle to jet mode. I got in my trusty spider mutilator stance and pulled the trigger. Bulls eye! I got him right in the mouth!. I know i got it in the mouth because it was it doing some satanic chant as it was about to bite the head off a bat.It took a leap of faith right at me and hit the floor. I imagine it was aiming for me to kill me when it leaped from the wall. Miraculously the fall didnt kill it. It was still fighting to live another day as i foiled its plot to assassinate me in my sleep.
It retreated under my base board. It knew it had lost. I had won. Today i walk with my head held high and a pep in my step. I did what few, if any, have done. I beat the midnight assassin to the punch. The hunter became the hunted. So thank you megs APC. Today i stand before you a man amongst men. But i cant take all the credit. Megs APC is the real hero.
I didnt have any raid or another spider killer like a flame thrower or napalm so i grabbed the next best thing (100% APC). It was all i had on hand so i thought "this might just be crazy enough to work!". Dont judge me i was desperate... Well it did work. From a distance of approx 72.33 feet I turned the spray nozzle to jet mode. I got in my trusty spider mutilator stance and pulled the trigger. Bulls eye! I got him right in the mouth!. I know i got it in the mouth because it was it doing some satanic chant as it was about to bite the head off a bat.It took a leap of faith right at me and hit the floor. I imagine it was aiming for me to kill me when it leaped from the wall. Miraculously the fall didnt kill it. It was still fighting to live another day as i foiled its plot to assassinate me in my sleep.
It retreated under my base board. It knew it had lost. I had won. Today i walk with my head held high and a pep in my step. I did what few, if any, have done. I beat the midnight assassin to the punch. The hunter became the hunted. So thank you megs APC. Today i stand before you a man amongst men. But i cant take all the credit. Megs APC is the real hero.