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ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 04:15 PM
Wipe Old:


"Does your car shine too much? Is it just TOO glossy with proper car care? Are you blinded while driving by that hood SHINE? Be a driving hazard no longer!

Here at Stealyomoney Detailing Inc., we have products for every kind of enthusiast!

Introducing the all new Wipe Old Magic Scrubber! If you order now, we will include a FREE complimentary 16 oz bottle of tap water lube.

Simply spray the included water lube and scrub with the included scotch brite and watch as all the shine simply slides right off. It's like magic! No, it's like Wipe Old Magic Scrubber!

Give your car's finish that personality it needs! No longer do you have to wait years for your new car's finish to match your own personality!

You can even make designs in your car! All with this magical tool!

The magic scrubber is not only the perfect shine remover but it can save you on COSTLY bills for pest control services!

Got insect problems? No problem!

Simply spray the included Water Lube and Wipe Old Magic Scrubber and watch as spider webs magically appear on your car and those pesky insects run away!

Only 3 quick and easy payments of $19.95, plus shipping and handling.

But wait, there's more. Order now and we'll throw in a whole another Wipe Old Magic Scrubber and lube for FREE! That's two magic scrubbers and two 16 oz bottles of water lube for only 3 payments of 19.95!

Order now!"

Chris's FX4
04-01-2013, 04:20 PM
:laughing:

But is it guaranteed to last?

ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 04:23 PM
:laughing:

But is it guaranteed to last?

Only as long as you continue to buy the original Wipe Old Magic Scrubber :laughing:

Setec Astronomy
04-01-2013, 04:28 PM
Oh, I see all your YouTube videos have simply been practice for your infomercial!

GS2011
04-01-2013, 04:37 PM
Is the Wipe Old Magic Scrubber a brick and a Hershey bar? C'mon, you can tell us?

ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 04:38 PM
Is the Wipe Old Magic Scrubber a brick and a Hershey bar? C'mon, you can tell us?

trade secret unfortunately! :xyxthumbs:

psnt1ol
04-01-2013, 04:56 PM
You forgot to add the line

"As Seen on TV" .:laughing:

DaveT435
04-01-2013, 05:01 PM
That's right up there with the 100% solar clothes dryer for 99.99 lol

ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 05:19 PM
Oh, I see all your YouTube videos have simply been practice for your infomercial!


:bolt::bolt::bolt:

FUNX650
04-01-2013, 06:17 PM
Re: "Anyone ever heard of Wipe Old"?

Yes, Roshan, I have.

Constitutionally (euphemistically, that is) speaking:
I go through the wipe-old ritual daily.

http://www.autogeekonline.net/gallery/data/500/drunkuncle.jpg (http://www.autogeekonline.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/57816)

:D

Bob

ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 06:21 PM
Almost forgot to post pictures of the products!

Contents:

http://www.howtodetailmycar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Wipe-Old-Magic-Scrubber.jpg

http://www.howtodetailmycar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Wipe-Old-Magic-Scrubber-Water-Lube.jpg

runrun411
04-01-2013, 06:39 PM
I'll be looking for the review on you tube.

cartman57
04-01-2013, 06:43 PM
^ Review please!!!! Just so everyone can be AMAZED at the results (on your car of course, LOL)

ihaveacamaro
04-01-2013, 07:19 PM
I'll be looking for the review on you tube.

It's already up! It's the first video to break 100 billion views. Surprised you haven't seen it yet Im the MAN

jvs1991
04-01-2013, 07:39 PM
Those applicators look really nice. Can you order just a case of those?