I Hate Cats!!!

[alko]

Whats up AGO! I've been gone for awhile as I've been trying to settle into married life. We just got back from our honeymoon last Saturday, which was amazing!!!!

So as the title of this thread states...I HATE CATS!!! I've been moving my stuff into my Wife's house, or shall I say "our" house now, and there is a neighborhood cat that lives two doors down. Its an outdoor cat that thinks the entire neighborhood is its home. Anyways, I walked out to my car this morning to what looked like a HUGE pile of elephant chit on my sunroof. Had it been any other day I would have washed it off but I really didn't have time this morning as I was meeting the folks over at my upcoming new job. Apparently the cat threw up everything it ever ate in its entire life on my car.

So...I drove....totally disgusted and PISSED. Now I'm sitting here researching the best way to keep the cat away from my car and yard. Aside from using a gun, which I really want to use, I'm open to all ideas. I'm hoping someone else has some similar experiences and willing to share.

[mwoolfso]

I have had cats my whole life and the good thing here is that they do not pick just one spot to vomit forever. Outdoor cats are opportunistic with those bodily functions. I would be surprised if it happens again at the same spot.

However, if you want to do something tactical then sonic repellents are the best and most human way to go. Something like this....

Cat Stop Cat Repellent - #1 Cat Repellent on the Market (http://www.safepetproducts.com/cat-stop-cat-repellent-1-cat-repellent-on-the-market.html?gclid=CNj576O-obICFUGo4AodMCQA6A#.UEjed5anLf0)

[steedafocusgirl]

I love cats but you have to watch this vid.



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8]How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever! - Craig Turner - YouTube[/video]

[TroyScherer]

Might I suggest this to help clean up your car.... http://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/new-car-care-products/54842-new-poorboy-s-world-product-check-out.html

[rddmxmeth10]

Get a dog?

[ihaveacamaro]

paintball gun

[ArkayoDeetayo]

Welcome back Alex! Forum wasn't the same without you. What new job did you get? (you must be really good to get a job so quick! it's pretty hard to get a job around here)

[Ray@Autogeek]

She loves cats:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc]eHarmony Video Bio - YouTube[/video]

[MrChrisRenz]

Oh my god I have never seen a funnier video than that girl who loves cats.... I can't breathe. The video to stop cats from pissing on your car was great too.

[Becciasm]

I love cats but you have to watch this vid.




Best moment of my day today for sure! Thanks for the laugh!!!

[ArkayoDeetayo]

She loves cats:

eHarmony Video Bio - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc)


Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sP4NMoJcFd4)

[RaskyR1]

I love cats but you have to watch this vid.






I own 2 "indoor" cats, but that was awesome! :dblthumb2:

[SkateForGirl]

I love cats but you have to watch this vid.


Sweet video. Thanks for sharing.

[FUNX650]

http://www.autogeekonline.net/gallery/data/500/bobcatgoldthwait.jpg (http://www.autogeekonline.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/49514)

:)

"Bobcat"

[alko]

She loves cats:



eHarmony Video Bio - YouTube



OOOOOHHHHH....MMMMMYYYYYY....GGGGGGGAAAAWWWWDDDDD this can't be for real!!!!!! WWWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!





Thanks for the replies everyone! They were pretty good. I may go with what M-Dub suggest and get the Catstop. That company also makes a motion activated sprinkler system.

Man I can't stop laughing at the chick who loves cats. I REALLY hope she didn't post that up on eharmony....no wonder she's single. Her voice was pretty annoying too-my wife's dog would start barking everytime her heard her voice.