Being politically Correct..

[joe.p]

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1) She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."




2) She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."




3) She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."




4)She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."




5) She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."




6) She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

[ryandamartini]

haha nice! :D

[joe.p]

***HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1) He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."




2) He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."




3) He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."




4) He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."




5) He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."




6) It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

[bambo2888]

haha, unfortunately, the "man" one is better... lol

[Nuke33]

HAHA to funney its rear cleavage haha

[joe.p]

haha, unfortunately, the "man" one is better... lol
is the girl one to offensive ..whatta you think? there was one or two i thought of leaving out :o

[ltoman]

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1) She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."





Yo Joe!

Then what do you call men with boobs?
There are two types:
one who need a bra and a girdle


and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones.
And they are breasted americans??


lol
:D :righton:
????

Lauren

[joe.p]

Yo Joe!

Then what do you call men with boobs?
There are two types:
one who need a bra and a girdle


and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones.
And they are breasted americans??


lol
:D :righton:
????

LaurenSome how i knew i would find you here ;) :p :)

[ltoman]

Some how i knew i would find you here ;) :p :)

But Joey, you did not answer my question!! You can do better than that.
Besides, you know about our torrid detailing affair.....of course you'd find me here!!!
lol

hee hee
lauren:awesome: Im the MAN :p :D

[joe.p]

Then what do you call men with boobs?
There are two types:
one who need a bra and a girdle


and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones.
And they are breasted americans??
#1 transvestites :p (2) chicks with sticks :cheers:

it was on the Discovery Channel ..Right Dengood:p

[ltoman]

#1 transvestites :p (2) chicks with sticks :cheers:

it was on the Discovery Channel ..Right Dengood:p

There we go - that's more like it. the Joe we all know and love!!!
hee hee hee
check ypur pms buddy!
lauren:o :righton: Im the MAN Feed back please