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BILL
03-11-2007, 05:49 PM
Subject: Medical one for you



In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic
name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
In liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.





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alban61
03-11-2007, 06:30 PM
ROFLMAO!!! :p :D Im the MAN

Nica
03-11-2007, 06:36 PM
Very true but halarious...good one

klumzypinoy
03-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Lolll

supercharged
03-11-2007, 11:26 PM
Good one! LOL!:D

StephenK
03-11-2007, 11:29 PM
very funny

sparkie
03-12-2007, 04:41 AM
Hee Hee Hee

radcliffe1
03-12-2007, 09:48 PM
Ibepoken.....now that's the name.

ltoman
03-12-2007, 09:52 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

bepoken. Love it.

ltoman
03-12-2007, 09:53 PM
where is Joe??????

joe.p
03-12-2007, 09:55 PM
That was hilarious..
Theres a new Viagara for women its called:

ivana_hump_alot ..

ltoman
03-12-2007, 09:57 PM
That was hilarious..
Theres a new Viagara for women its called:

ivana_hump_alot ..

Aha, is that what you put in women's drinks? I see..
LOL
Just kiddding.
(NIca told me he sent you some.):awesome: Im the MAN Im the MAN ;)

FloridaNative
03-12-2007, 09:57 PM
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I almost choked when I read that part. lol Too funny. :p

ltoman
03-12-2007, 09:59 PM
I almost choked when I read that part. lol Too funny. :p
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jen,
cause it probably will be true! rofl....:)

Nuke33
03-12-2007, 10:06 PM
Lol