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rwright
02-09-2012, 11:16 PM
So I had a co-worker tell me a story recently about waxing his truck, his words in quotes:

"I know you're into all that car cleaning so I thought I would wax my truck to make you proud."

He has my attention at this point, naturally. It's a little older regular cab Ford Ranger, maybe mid 90's.

"yeah, I washed it and bought a can of Turtle Wax and decided to go for it."

I expected that part but not the following...

"I applied the whole can to my truck, let it dry while I went to pick up my son from school, but had to run a couple errands. When I came back I tried to remove it but it was like concrete so I drove to my buddy's house and asked if I could borrow his buffer. I told him why and he said that I better try some other way to remove the wax because I might damage the paint. So I drove back to my house and washed my truck 3 times while trying to get that junk off my truck. I don't see how you enjoy this."

All I could say was - you did what? He started laughing and said surely there's an easier way. So I had to ask - did you read the directions? I'm pretty sure it says one section at a time, allow to haze, then remove.

"no, I didn't look. I thought you had to use the whole can."

tw33k2514
02-09-2012, 11:18 PM
........ LMFAO over here!

Poor guy....

Ted S.
02-09-2012, 11:21 PM
Hahah.

rwright
02-09-2012, 11:21 PM
100% true. The best part is my wife still laughs about it!

embolism
02-09-2012, 11:30 PM
does he use a whole bottle of shampoo to wash his hair too?

dad07
02-09-2012, 11:42 PM
:laughing::laughing:

bl3ujay07
02-09-2012, 11:43 PM
reading directions is over rated now a days.

shoeless89
02-10-2012, 12:12 AM
Haha that's why people need us! I always read the directions :)

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c5z06camaro
02-10-2012, 12:34 AM
Wth really?

what'sinaname
02-10-2012, 01:12 AM
does he use a whole bottle of shampoo to wash his hair too?

Without rinsing it off. Just dumps a whole pint onto his head in the morning and off to work. :props:

Rix6
02-10-2012, 02:16 AM
Hey, just imagine if he left that whole can of hard wax shell on there for the next year. No bonded contaminants! (other than said wax shell.) :D Imagine the protection, taking a long road trip, a couple mils of t-wax between the bugs and stones and your precious clear coat. Hahaha!

YerBuddy
02-10-2012, 03:12 AM
does he use a whole bottle of shampoo to wash his hair too?

I don't see anything wrong with it...I drink a whole bottle of beer when I open it...Im the MAN

jpegs13
02-10-2012, 04:54 AM
Directions are overrated....

rider9195
02-10-2012, 06:39 AM
Hey, it's a start.....I guess. :laughing:

TroyScherer
02-10-2012, 06:47 AM
:bolt: He used the entire can???? How thick dod he have to put that stuff on????

Oh well. He can do a lot of :detailer: