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pixelmonkey
12-01-2011, 08:47 PM
was watching the UPS tracking info page with my order scheduled to be delivered today.

could hear the UPS truck running around the neighborhood.

wife getting frustrated with me for jumping and looking out the front door window every couple minutes... and walking out the door into the cold every other time...

anxious turned into horror as the site was refreshed to show the package had been delivered, but was not on my porch!

no door knock
no bell ring
no scuffing feet making their way to-from my home

PANIC! WORRY! I run out the front door and watch the street, waiting to spot the UPS truck and ask for my package.

I SEE THEM!! I run to the truck and stop the driver to ask the location of my package. His response, "i just left it at your front door."

"NO!" I say.. "you must have delivered it to the wrong address"
he turns the truck around and drives down the street, back to my home, to review the contents of his truck again...

and then it happened. I see hope in the form of a neighbor walking lost and packing a large box!

I ask if he is looking for the number of my house. sure enough! FOUND IT!!!!

all excited and relived now.


another good part was walking back into the house and telling my wife "HA! I knew something was wrong! I just knew it! They delivered it to the wrong house!"

she rolled her eyes and said "whatever".


unpacking pictures to come!!!
:thankyousign:
chris<pixelmonkey>:D

tw33k2514
12-01-2011, 08:49 PM
That sounds like me every time I have a package coming. I call it the UPS dance. Although my UPS guy is a pro, so I've never had to chase him down.

pixelmonkey
12-01-2011, 09:13 PM
here we have one of the critters... curled up on his own love seat
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8009.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8009.jpg)

in this photo we have the autogeek delivery, along with a towel to wipe the critters with when they enter the house if they are wet, along with a foal blanket. yes, thats right, the great dane has his own coat... that was built and intended to be used on a small horse.
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8010.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8010.jpg)

open box! autogeek sticker! WOOT! i like stickers!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8012.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8012.jpg)

whats that behind the peanuts?
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8013.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8013.jpg)

autogeek autographs!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8014.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8014.jpg)

and here it is... a combination of order, sema purchases and sema swag! there are a couple products in this photo that are not yet available in the US, and a magic little red bag, from garry dean, with some goodies I plan on using soon. :xyxthumbs:
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/th_DSCF8015.jpg (http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/pixelmonkey380/2011/12-1-2011/?action=view&current=DSCF8015.jpg)


i have yet to buy the wife anything for christmas.
havent decided yet if the AAA membership renewal can be considered a gift... might be sleeping in the dog house.

THANKS AUTOGEEK!
chris<pixelmonkey>:D

pixelmonkey
12-01-2011, 09:22 PM
it might be a while before i can use the new items...

:(
chris<pixelmonkey>:D

alko
12-01-2011, 09:39 PM
NNNIIIICCCEEEE Order!!! Funny story too.

tw33k2514
12-01-2011, 09:45 PM
Now that's what I call an awesome package!

On a side note, and more on topic tittle wise.... I did almost poop myself after dinner. Let's just say that Chicago stuffed pizza hits the stomach HARD.

onlycodered
12-01-2011, 11:35 PM
Very nice! How much did all of that cost you?

embolism
12-02-2011, 12:00 AM
I think I just pooped myself...

Kristopher1129
12-02-2011, 12:22 AM
Damn...you are REALLY excited for some detailing product, haha. Wives will never understand! :dblthumb2:

pixelmonkey
12-02-2011, 07:06 AM
Very nice! How much did all of that cost you?
makes my brain hurt to think about that... most of what you see was purchased in vegas.
the saying applies "what happens in vegas..."


I think I just pooped myself...
and now we can have enough reason to have you committed. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

lol
chris<pixelmonkey>:D