FloridaNative
01-20-2007, 10:19 PM
are at an ecumenical conference and during the lunch break they were seated at the same table. After a couple of rounds of chit chat the priest felt emboldened to ask the rabbi some questions....
Priest: "Rabbi, is it true that your religion forbids you to eat pork?"
Rabbi: "yes that is true."
Priest: "you mean you've never ever had pork in your whole life?"
Rabbi (blushing): "well, I have tried it once or twice."
Priest (smiling): "you did?? lol Isn't it good?"
Rabbi: "yes it was delicious."
The rabbi is feeling emboldened by the priests questions and decides to ask a few of his own....
Rabbi: "Father, is it true that your religion forbids you to marry?"
Priest: "Yes that is true. We take a vow of celibacy upon entering the priesthood."
Rabbi: "You mean you've never ever had sex in your entire life?"
Priest (furiously blushing): "Well actually I have. Once or twice."
Rabbi: "it's alot better than pork isn't it?"
Priest: "Rabbi, is it true that your religion forbids you to eat pork?"
Rabbi: "yes that is true."
Priest: "you mean you've never ever had pork in your whole life?"
Rabbi (blushing): "well, I have tried it once or twice."
Priest (smiling): "you did?? lol Isn't it good?"
Rabbi: "yes it was delicious."
The rabbi is feeling emboldened by the priests questions and decides to ask a few of his own....
Rabbi: "Father, is it true that your religion forbids you to marry?"
Priest: "Yes that is true. We take a vow of celibacy upon entering the priesthood."
Rabbi: "You mean you've never ever had sex in your entire life?"
Priest (furiously blushing): "Well actually I have. Once or twice."
Rabbi: "it's alot better than pork isn't it?"