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Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 11:20 AM
Anybody hear about this loser :doh:
C. Charles Hahn
05-25-2011, 02:43 PM
Huh?
Ted S.
05-25-2011, 02:44 PM
The question begs asking...
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 02:51 PM
Some douchebag was trying to get tickets to one of Oprahs last shows to take his wife to. Turns out he couldn't deliever, so he beat the crap out of himself, called the police, and reported his Oprah tickets had been stolen. All in hopes Oprah would see the story and hook him up

Well, the plan failed and he ended up getting arrested for filing a false police report. In his mug shot it looks like someone beat the brakes off him
Ted S.
05-25-2011, 03:11 PM
Some douchebag was trying to get tickets to one of Oprahs last shows to take his wife to. Turns out he couldn't deliever, so he beat the crap out of himself, called the police, and reported his Oprah tickets had been stolen. All in hopes Oprah would see the story and hook him up

Well, the plan failed and he ended up getting arrested for filing a false police report. In his mug shot it looks like someone beat the brakes off him

Nice. Do you have a good link?
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:15 PM
Nice. Do you have a good link?

No, but if you Google it I bet you'll find it

Hang on :bolt:
maximus20895
05-25-2011, 03:26 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ei_XE-Ihpfc/TdcUrkU8rYI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/qoO5DxTm4lQ/s320/829a63614540ba4fecb07528900c.jpg
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:28 PM
My computer has shifted into lets piss flash off mode. I will have to see if I can find something later
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:30 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ei_XE-Ihpfc/TdcUrkU8rYI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/qoO5DxTm4lQ/s320/829a63614540ba4fecb07528900c.jpg


lol...thats him. Look how bruised up the sides of his face are :props:
Ted S.
05-25-2011, 03:32 PM
lol...thats him. Look how bruised up the sides of his face are :props:
Thanks for the photo Max.

Makes you wonder about this guys pych-file, huh?
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:39 PM
Thanks for the photo Max.

Makes you wonder about this guys pych-file, huh?

Just the fact it was a guy trying to get Oprah tickets should've set off alarms

Do you know how much grief that woman has caused me over the past 25 years?!?!?!?

I say, good riddance Oprah. Don't let tha door hit your fata** on the way out
maximus20895
05-25-2011, 03:43 PM
I still think Oprah has helped alot of people.
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:52 PM
I still think Oprah has helped alot of people.

She hasn't helped me. If she would help me, maybe my opinion would differ


Thanks for the picture of that dude Max :dblthumb2:
maximus20895
05-25-2011, 03:54 PM
No problem. I Know she gives like 50 Million annually to some charity.

I'm also sad that you didn't use that quote I PMed you about :p
Flash Gordon
05-25-2011, 03:58 PM
No problem. I Know she gives like 50 Million annually to some charity.

I'm also sad that you didn't use that quote I PMed you about :p

Yea, I guess so. I'm probally just hatin on Oprah cause she's rich and I'm poor


I still haven't checked my PM's. PM's scare me. When I see that box pop in the middle of my screen my heart always accelerates :p