Jokes

[Finemess]

Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing,

a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

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Because she smells like a new truck.

[FUNX650]

[QUOTE=Finemess;422917][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Leather

When a woman wears leather clothing,

a man's heart beats quicker,

his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

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I never wonder why
When I see this....
My Oh My!!! :wow:

[Finemess]

Spell Checker


I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

[BobbyG]

Why do men fart more than woman?
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It's because their mouths don't stay shut long enough to build up any back pressure!! :D

[Flash Gordon]

Knock knock....

[dad07]

Ok Flash.....Who's there?

[Flash Gordon]

Ok Flash.....Who's there?

Thermos...

[dad07]

Thermos who ?

[Flash Gordon]

Thermos who ?


Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this



Knock Knock.....

[Jenn1270]

ok Ill bite

Who's there

[Flash Gordon]

ok Ill bite

Who's there


Hatch :)

[Jenn1270]

Hatch who?

[Flash Gordon]

Hatch who?

Bless you. And next time cover your mouth please :)


Knock Knock....

[Shane731]

Keep knocking. I'm reloading. :laughing:

[dad07]

Keep knocking. I'm reloading. :laughing:


Now thats FUNNY!