dad07
12-15-2010, 01:54 PM
I had a funny conversation with my wife this morning,been getting a chuckle out of all morning so I wanted to share it!
Just a preface to this( so you will understand where i'm going with this).
"My Job" is to drive my wife nuts,this is my sole purpose in life according to her.She has a dd that the only time its in the driveway is when she is sleeping,as I see it,so with that being said here is the conversation.
wife: Do you think you could clean my car?
me:Nope!
wife:Why?
me: Too Cold!
wife: I didn't mean today Smart-BLEEP
me:Good ,cause the last time I tried to clean your car I failed!
wife:Whats that supposed to mean!
me:I don't have enough hose and I can't run fast enough to clean your car while your driving down the road!
wife:oh your really funny!
me: Yep I know
wife:why don't you go play with your car geeky friends on that stupid site!
me:Thanks dear think i will (laughing at this point)
Wife: i'm going to work
me: Have a great day dear!
So as she was walking out the door she turned and gave me the high sign that I was still #1 with her middle finger,I watched her leave and thought I've done "My Job" today really well!!
Hope you enjoy the laugh! I sure did!
Just a preface to this( so you will understand where i'm going with this).
"My Job" is to drive my wife nuts,this is my sole purpose in life according to her.She has a dd that the only time its in the driveway is when she is sleeping,as I see it,so with that being said here is the conversation.
wife: Do you think you could clean my car?
me:Nope!
wife:Why?
me: Too Cold!
wife: I didn't mean today Smart-BLEEP
me:Good ,cause the last time I tried to clean your car I failed!
wife:Whats that supposed to mean!
me:I don't have enough hose and I can't run fast enough to clean your car while your driving down the road!
wife:oh your really funny!
me: Yep I know
wife:why don't you go play with your car geeky friends on that stupid site!
me:Thanks dear think i will (laughing at this point)
Wife: i'm going to work
me: Have a great day dear!
So as she was walking out the door she turned and gave me the high sign that I was still #1 with her middle finger,I watched her leave and thought I've done "My Job" today really well!!
Hope you enjoy the laugh! I sure did!