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dad07
12-15-2010, 01:54 PM
I had a funny conversation with my wife this morning,been getting a chuckle out of all morning so I wanted to share it!

Just a preface to this( so you will understand where i'm going with this).

"My Job" is to drive my wife nuts,this is my sole purpose in life according to her.She has a dd that the only time its in the driveway is when she is sleeping,as I see it,so with that being said here is the conversation.

wife: Do you think you could clean my car?

me:Nope!

wife:Why?

me: Too Cold!

wife: I didn't mean today Smart-BLEEP

me:Good ,cause the last time I tried to clean your car I failed!

wife:Whats that supposed to mean!

me:I don't have enough hose and I can't run fast enough to clean your car while your driving down the road!

wife:oh your really funny!

me: Yep I know

wife:why don't you go play with your car geeky friends on that stupid site!

me:Thanks dear think i will (laughing at this point)

Wife: i'm going to work

me: Have a great day dear!

So as she was walking out the door she turned and gave me the high sign that I was still #1 with her middle finger,I watched her leave and thought I've done "My Job" today really well!!

Hope you enjoy the laugh! I sure did!
Rhudeboye
12-15-2010, 02:26 PM
LOL

I'm guessing if you surprise her one day with a quick detail you'll...ahh how should I put this? be rewarded in return.
SeaJay's
12-15-2010, 02:29 PM
haha, sounds like your a professional!
Meghan
12-15-2010, 02:30 PM
I love it! and so do all of your other Geeky friends I am sure!
dad07
12-15-2010, 02:35 PM
haha, sounds like your a professional!
:dblthumb2:
WestEnd
12-15-2010, 03:00 PM
Hilarious, got a great laugh out of it, thanks.

From one of your geeky friends on that stupid site. LOLOL
JRH
12-15-2010, 03:21 PM
wife:why don't you go play with your car geeky friends on that stupid site!


Funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks for sharing. :xyxthumbs:
fairlady350z
12-15-2010, 03:23 PM
:laughing:
dad07
12-15-2010, 04:49 PM
Glad you guys got a laugh out of this......I'm sure this will continue when she gets home and i'll post any updates !!!! I love my wife and I LOVE doing "My Job":laughing:
bfowkes
12-15-2010, 07:17 PM
That's awesome. And I am NOT going to let me wife read this and get any ideas.
BobbyG
12-15-2010, 07:26 PM
I think I resemble that comment! :props:
Flash Gordon
12-15-2010, 07:34 PM
Do you have one of those sprayer dohickys @ your kitchen sink? At least once a month I get a rubber band and wrap it tight around the trigger. When my wife turns the water on, she gets blasted :xyxthumbs:

I quit washing her car years ago :dblthumb2:
dad07
12-15-2010, 07:43 PM
Do you have one of those sprayer dohickys @ your kitchen sink? At least once a month I get a rubber band and wrap it tight around the trigger. When my wife turns the water on, she gets blasted :xyxthumbs:

I quit washing her car years ago :dblthumb2:
Been there done that Flash and I can say it was funny but it cost me dearly!:props:
Flash Gordon
12-15-2010, 08:19 PM
Been there done that Flash and I can say it was funny but it cost me dearly!:props:

Tried that one already ehh. How about putting peanut butter under her car door handle :props:
dad07
12-15-2010, 08:22 PM
Tried that one already ehh. How about putting peanut butter under her car door handle :props:
you might be on too something there!