Dwayne
04-03-2009, 07:26 AM
This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and could not see any one; he thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Did you not hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said,
'Nah, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Did you not hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said,
'Nah, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.