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07-22-2006, 09:27 AM
little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.” Not yet," said the
little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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Checked by AVG Free Edition.