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[Eric7810]

“This unlimited package is such a great way to maintain my $80k vehicle!”

“Tommy’s Wash - Your paint will leave hammered, or your money back!

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[Desertnate]

"Swirls R Us, Dulling paint jobs for 20 years..."

They have built a rash of the gigantic tunnel washes around here lately. 3~4 new ones within 5 mile radius. All of them with tons of vacuum bays and big flashy, brightly lit tunnels. If people only knew...or cared.

[CleanIT]

"Try our new Swirl mark package! Your paint will take on a new design pattern that will reflect the sun in a unique way!"

[opie]

Unlimited monthly wash package- $36 "one wash a day...we'll scrub your clear away"

A local sheetz just converted thier touchless auto wash to brushes to no doubt compete with getgo brushed tunnel wash across the road....i suspect more work for me in the future haha

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[oneheadlite]

Color Change Car Wash: Making black vehicles grey - guaranteed!

[Desertnate]

How about this one:

"Want a matte paint job, but it wasn't offered by the automaker? We have a deal for your..."

[PA DETAILER]

" State of the art appliance cleaner"

[PaulMys]

Paint Damage Packages:

BRONZE-- Swirls, Mirror damage, and Water Spots. ($28.95)

Silver----Swirls, Mirror damage, Water Spots, Bad vacuum job, and Slinging Tire Goo. ($34.95)

GOLD-----Swirls, Mirror damage, Water Spots, Slinging Tire Goo, Bad vacuum job, Watered-down Spray Wax, and Scratches from dirty Chamois that dry rims, tires, AND Paint!! ($49.95)

(Ask us for monthly rates!)

[VISITOR]

introducing the all new ez detail car wash brush...

[CleanIT]

“The lease package.”


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[Tasmania]

SwrilOmatic 2000 sent from the future back in time

To terminate paint work.

[Eric7810]

Paint Damage Packages:

[emoji88] LOLOL


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[oneheadlite]

Paint Damage Packages:

You forgot the No-charge add ons like removal of bug guards, mud flaps, window vents, antennas, rear wipers…

[Coatingsarecrack]

Swirl-O-Matic…… Cadillac tested….. Maaco approved.


Also if watch MMA:

khabib nurmagomedov’s Escalade

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