BILL
07-17-2006, 01:00 PM
IRISH PROSTITUTE
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write
to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye
put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for y e daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside,
plus a membership to the country club....
(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
board my new yacht in the French Riviera, and....."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write
to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye
put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for y e daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside,
plus a membership to the country club....
(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
board my new yacht in the French Riviera, and....."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"