Fun Names and Sayings for Detailers/Detailing

[72Malibu]

What are some fun sayings you have seen about detailing? What are some fun names detailers can be called?

I have OCD; Obsessive Car Detailing

I have OCDD; Obsessive Car Detailing Disorder

If it doesn't shine, it isn't mine

It ain't mine, if it don't shine

Buffhead

Have fun folks.

[Big Dave]

This one is only partially detailing related:

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.



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[FUNX650]

Instead of something in the FUN category...
How about something Pejorative as He!!?

•Ever hear a Detailer being referred to as being:
’nothing more than a Glorified Shoeshine Boy’?

-I have.
But they only got to say it once. :bat:


Bob (aka: ‘Keyboard Warrior’)

[Coach Steve]

I'll chime in here...

Your finish is my passion. * Under my logo on my card and site.

What's the difference between a detailer and everyone else?
A detailer doesn't stop at "good enough".

When I'm running behind on a job and need to let the owner I need more time, I always include the following,
I'll never cut corners to meet a deadline.

This one is a actualy on a shirt but I want to have a banner made and hang it in my shop.
Robot Check (https://www.amazon.com/Auto-Detailer-Vehicle-Cleaning-Detailing/dp/B07XWDXX87/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?dchild=1&keywords=detailing+shirts&qid=1575952896&sr=8-11)

[mckobe]

I don't do $100 details. I fix $100 details.

[Coach Steve]

I don't do $100 details. I fix $100 details.

That's right in line with, If you think it's expensive hiring a good detailer, try hiring a bad one!