FloridaNative
06-29-2006, 07:15 AM
This song goes out to Mike T. and Neo and anybody else out there who suffers the cruelties of not having a garage. This ones for you guys!
I woke up this mornin,
and got out of bed,
dreams of detailing,
still buzz in my head,
I go on outside,
I'm ready for fun,
I look at my baby and I can't believe what has been done and now my
bumper's all smashed in and I don't know what I'm gonna do
Cuz I've got a thousand dollar case of
the no garage blues.
I go out one evenin,
check the mail that I got,
3 guys playing football,
in the parking lot
Bam! they just hit one car,
Bam! and now they hit two,
they just hit my baby and now I am raging in my shoes and I say,
"you boys get the hell outta here before I
call the cops on you!!"
cuz I've got a low down and dirty case of
the no garage blues.
Now my baby's all clean,
and she hasn't a spot,
I take her out proudly,
from my parking lot,
I have to go shopping and
get a thing or two,
and when I return my baby's covered in bird poo and now
you know it's a war out there when the birds declare jihad on you,
and I've got a white sticky case of
the no garage blues.
Yeah you know it ain't easy,
everywhere I go I lose,
cuz I've got a mean and dirty case of
the no garage blues.
I woke up this mornin,
and got out of bed,
dreams of detailing,
still buzz in my head,
I go on outside,
I'm ready for fun,
I look at my baby and I can't believe what has been done and now my
bumper's all smashed in and I don't know what I'm gonna do
Cuz I've got a thousand dollar case of
the no garage blues.
I go out one evenin,
check the mail that I got,
3 guys playing football,
in the parking lot
Bam! they just hit one car,
Bam! and now they hit two,
they just hit my baby and now I am raging in my shoes and I say,
"you boys get the hell outta here before I
call the cops on you!!"
cuz I've got a low down and dirty case of
the no garage blues.
Now my baby's all clean,
and she hasn't a spot,
I take her out proudly,
from my parking lot,
I have to go shopping and
get a thing or two,
and when I return my baby's covered in bird poo and now
you know it's a war out there when the birds declare jihad on you,
and I've got a white sticky case of
the no garage blues.
Yeah you know it ain't easy,
everywhere I go I lose,
cuz I've got a mean and dirty case of
the no garage blues.