Shark Politur
06-29-2016, 12:07 AM
My dear foreign friend works in a foreign state embassy in Tel Aviv, yesterday he came to refill oil/gas + additives & asked if I am available to detail their ambassador's car Mercedes S 600 Guard, I opened the window (barely opening the door) & the first thought was if it can withstand my F1 grenade :laughing:
He says it's over 4 tonnes complete, 2 tonnes armor/2 tonnes car. When you sit in this car then you really realize that all others who drive Rolls-Royce, Aston Martin, Lamborghini, SLR, Bugatti etc. etc. are fake slumdog millionaires. You want nothing else but only S 600 Guard! all else looks suddenly weak, silly, plastic.
I think if you guys can afford this drive (it's illegal in Israel to own guarded cars, local mafia tried but without success, only top government officials & ambassadors can own it) then leave your childish dreams about sporty toy cars behind & go for it, this is the final fantasy, it's like being at full potency at 70 & Sharky promises that you'll not need Viagra anymore, any sexy girl who'll sit inside the car & opens the window...she'll make you young again in an instant & herself will think you are a real James Bond, her previous boyfriend with Koenigsegg is totally wicked freak.
When I added fluoropolymer oil additive 1L the bonnet is damn heavy, it's like going to a gym & after from only few centimiters I left it freefalling the boom was crash boom bang all the street could hear.
Once you see this car yourself or better go now & get one, it's straight pass to paradise even if you was a sinner for life, people who own this cars I think got God's contact built into WhatsApp.
Now the only problem for me I say that only in about a month I can do it but he wants it very soon as ambassador comes soon, he says Sharky you are a privileged friend for me, I'll park car in the embassy's parking (they wash all their top level cars only exterior as it's not allowed to enter inside he says) you can picture it inside/out car is yours for a day.
I told him, look, in the meantime go to a car wash, I'll give you interior detailing products & then in less than a month it's possible.
Me & him felt dissapointed...will see.
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2007 Mercedes-Benz S600 Guard - Conceptcarz (http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z12512/Mercedes-Benz-S600-Guard.aspx)
He says it's over 4 tonnes complete, 2 tonnes armor/2 tonnes car. When you sit in this car then you really realize that all others who drive Rolls-Royce, Aston Martin, Lamborghini, SLR, Bugatti etc. etc. are fake slumdog millionaires. You want nothing else but only S 600 Guard! all else looks suddenly weak, silly, plastic.
I think if you guys can afford this drive (it's illegal in Israel to own guarded cars, local mafia tried but without success, only top government officials & ambassadors can own it) then leave your childish dreams about sporty toy cars behind & go for it, this is the final fantasy, it's like being at full potency at 70 & Sharky promises that you'll not need Viagra anymore, any sexy girl who'll sit inside the car & opens the window...she'll make you young again in an instant & herself will think you are a real James Bond, her previous boyfriend with Koenigsegg is totally wicked freak.
When I added fluoropolymer oil additive 1L the bonnet is damn heavy, it's like going to a gym & after from only few centimiters I left it freefalling the boom was crash boom bang all the street could hear.
Once you see this car yourself or better go now & get one, it's straight pass to paradise even if you was a sinner for life, people who own this cars I think got God's contact built into WhatsApp.
Now the only problem for me I say that only in about a month I can do it but he wants it very soon as ambassador comes soon, he says Sharky you are a privileged friend for me, I'll park car in the embassy's parking (they wash all their top level cars only exterior as it's not allowed to enter inside he says) you can picture it inside/out car is yours for a day.
I told him, look, in the meantime go to a car wash, I'll give you interior detailing products & then in less than a month it's possible.
Me & him felt dissapointed...will see.
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