BILL
10-10-2007, 04:11 PM
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a
> check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
> asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
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>
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> I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's
> why I'm in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out
> golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is
> well."
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>
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> "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got
> to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
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> "Who said my Dad's dead?"
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> The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your
> Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
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> He's 103 ," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed
> with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
> walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a
> golfer, too."
>
>
>
> Well the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more
> to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he
> died?"
>
>
>
> "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
>
>
>
> Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and
> your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
>
>
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> "He's 119 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor
> is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing
> with you this morning too?"
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>
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> No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting
> married today." At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
>
>
>
> "Getting married!! Why would a 119 year-old guy want to get
> married?"
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>
>
> "Who said he wanted to?"
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> check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
> asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
>
>
>
> I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's
> why I'm in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out
> golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is
> well."
>
>
>
> "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got
> to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
>
>
>
> "Who said my Dad's dead?"
>
>
>
> The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your
> Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
>
>
>
> He's 103 ," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed
> with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
> walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a
> golfer, too."
>
>
>
> Well the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more
> to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he
> died?"
>
>
>
> "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
>
>
>
> Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and
> your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
>
>
>
> "He's 119 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor
> is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing
> with you this morning too?"
>
>
>
> No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting
> married today." At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
>
>
>
> "Getting married!! Why would a 119 year-old guy want to get
> married?"
>
>
>
> "Who said he wanted to?"
>
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