Halloween costume suggestions, lets hear em!

[supercharged]

Originally Posted by MotorCity Honda

WARNING... this costume idea really is tasteless.

I have been planning this for awhile, don't know where I got the idea.

Get a Santa Clause Outfit

Instead of the Santa Hat wear a Mexican sombrero

No Santa Beard

Use the halloween make up to do a really cheesy Mexican latin style mustache witn brown make up

What do you get = Dirty Sanchez Clause

I told you it was bad... I am a sick man!

I like that...

[THENIZZZEIL]

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!

okay maybe not YET..but maybe in a year...haha

[klumzypinoy]

Originally Posted by supercharged

Dress up like Mr.Bean...

Haha I watched Mr Bean's Vacation today, really funny! I didn't see the beginning though... I went to the base theather where it's free anyways .

Costume hmmmm.... dress up as a Transformer!!!!!!!




Or a dude from Gears of War!



If you want something simple, just wear a box, and say you're Solid Snake in a box

[P1et]

Step one: cut a hole in a box
Step two: put your junk in the box
Step three: make her open the box

PRESTO!

[dontsleeponit]

half of these will get me arrested and the other half are stuff from movies I know nothing about, not giving me much to work with here guys

JK
My favorite one was the "One Night Stand" lol, maybe that in combination with "pull toy" will get me the most "attention"

anyone else got a good one, id say funny, simple, and hopefully not too uncomfortable would be the direction id like to go in.

[littlemissGTO]

Go as Michael Schumacher...LOL

[klumzypinoy]

Originally Posted by P1et

Step one: cut a hole in a box
Step two: put your junk in the box
Step three: make her open the box

PRESTO!

LOL!

[dontsleeponit]

Originally Posted by P1et

Step one: cut a hole in a box
Step two: put your junk in the box
Step three: make her open the box

PRESTO!

yea, listen man Im looking for a COSTUME, im not trying to propose to some chick

[Pauly6401]

Originally Posted by dontsleeponit

yea, listen man Im looking for a COSTUME, im not trying to propose to some chick

If you are planning on proposing ever, I wouldn't necessarily follow that sequence of events either.

[Rich189]

Go in your pants with nothing else on.... when they ask what you are just say a premature ejaculation because you just "came in your pants"