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08-17-2007, 05:36 PM
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| | | A good woman is hard to find
A man was walking along a deserted beach one day when he saw an old bottle.
He picked it up and while he was rubbing the sand off,
smoke arose from it and a genie appeared.
The amazed man asked if he got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies
are a storybook myth. I'm a one wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The man did not hesitate...he said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these
countries to stop fighting with each other and all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Mister, be reasonable. These countries have been
at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right woman.
You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and keep a clean home, is great in bed,
and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch soap operas all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for ... a good woman."
The genie let out a sigh and said, " OK!!! OK !!! Let me see that lousy map."  |
08-17-2007, 05:41 PM
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| | Hahahaha! that was fun  Thanks for the laugh
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08-17-2007, 05:55 PM
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| | Bill, Bill, Bill, tsk! tsk! tsk! You're going to rile up the women on the forum.
LOL That was a good one though!!
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08-17-2007, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by alban61 Bill, Bill, Bill, tsk! tsk! tsk! You're going to rile up the women on the forum.
LOL That was a good one though!! |
THAT JOKE EXCLUDES THE WOMEN HERE......WHEW  |
08-17-2007, 06:06 PM
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| | | I agree with the genie. Both wishes seem impossible. |
08-17-2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary Sword I agree with the genie. Both wishes seem impossible. |  HA HA..... |
08-17-2007, 06:45 PM
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| | I hear a slightly different version, but the principle was the same.
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08-17-2007, 09:12 PM
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08-17-2007, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BILL THAT JOKE EXCLUDES THE WOMEN HERE......WHEW | Well........... Bill you can thank Alban61 from a the wrath of the few but mighty women in this forum!  Just kidding! I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY!! 
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08-17-2007, 09:26 PM
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| | | Ha ha ha, thats a good one.....
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