What women REALLY want and the WHY behind it

[DavidJ021]

1. a man that is assertive, so he can decide where to eat because i refuse to pick a spot, but will certainly complain if his choice isnt good.
2. an honest man, but one that wont tell me im fat when i ask him how i look in this dress
3. a patient man, so i can try on 100 outfits before i go out to to a simple dinner
4. a man that doesnt interrupt me, but will order for me at a restaurant
5. a man that can please me, but only when im in the mood for it
6. a man that has his career together "sugar daddy", so i can go shopping while he's at work
7. a man that can give me the attention i need, and just apologize even though i was being a b1tch
8. a man that gives good foot massages, as you know, walking around the mall spending his money is tiring
9. a man that can cook, cuz sometimes i dont feel like trying on 50 outfits for dinner
10. a sensitive man, so he can read the hints when i really wanted that new car or purse at the mall

11. a man that likes to share....the remote, his bank account, his car, pretty much give up any of his livelihood before i even have to ask
12. a man with a sense of humor, one that will find it funny when he finds me in bed with his best friend
13. a man that likes kids, so i know if i found a keeper to watch ours while im out shopping and hangin with the girls
14. a man that gets along with my parents...mix them drinks and refill the propane on their trailer at least once a week
15. a man with a lot of friends, so i can scope out the talent in case i get bored
16. a simple man, one that can wear clothes from marshall's so that the rest of his money can go to me
17. a handy man, one that knows how to use his own hand to please himself in case he's in the dog house
18. a man with ambition, i need a man who is always thinking about making more money for me
19. a man who doesnt give up, if one dozen roses to say sorry wasnt enough, send more dammit, send some to my friends while you are at it too.
20. a brad pitt look a like, cuz you know, im hotter than angelina myself

21. a man who isnt afraid to cry, i need to know when i hit his soft spot so i can keep using it against him.
22. a man who likes to cuddle, and will watch reruns of Desperate Housewives, Sex In The City, and E! News over the live Superbowl
23. a man that likes to gamble, in case i dont feel like telling him i didnt use protection when i cheated on him last week
24. a man with a magical tongue, because my battery operated boyfriend does a better job of pounding me
25. a religious man, one that will just say Thank God you are home safe, when i come home late from a night of hootchin with my gals
26. a romantic man, one that will whisper me sweet nothings, write me poems....so i can brag to my friends and tell them how whooped i got my man
27. a man that is a good driver, as to guarantee i dont miss my hair/nail appointments, and of course those big sales at bloomie's
28. a man with a lot of energy, cuz damn, why should he be sleeping when their are graveyard shift jobs
29. a man with a lot of confidence...one that actually "thinks" i will stand by his side so that he doesn't suspect i'm having affairs while he's busy at work
30. a man that likes to clean up around the house...why should me and my other boyfriend have to do our own dishes?

31. a virgin, so that he thinks im the tightest thing in the world, not really knowing that i used to be president of the Mile High Fisted Club
32. a great food connisseur that can enjoy good seafood...one that won't complain about my raunchy smelling oyster when he's going downtown
33. a man with strong character...one who won't get embarrassed when i send him out to buy my feminine products
34. a man who is prompt, and who will show up to his dates with me on time...cuz you know, time is precious, and the next 5 guys of the night are all waiting too
35. a nurturing man, one who will pamper me when im ill and make me all better. i dont want to get my other bfs sick too, geez.
36. a man that can carry a conversation...that way during those long road trips, he can keep himself company while i sleep or or talk to my gfs on the cellie
37. a humble man, one that doesnt mind rolling in a hooptie (on his own of course), to save money for the gifts he still needs to buy me
38. a man with his own nice place...me and my girls need some place to do our dirt while he's away at work
39. a man that will idolize me...just in case the men drooling and throwing $1 bills at me on stage isnt enough for my ego
40. a man with a blackberry...in case its still not clear to him what i need, i'll just email him all my demands

[Surfer]

hahah, I read that title and thought you said "why women want it from behind" lmao

funny list

[alban61]

^^ LMAO Surfer!!
Good one, DavidJ021!! LOL

[Craig]

OMG, I wish I had seen this 30 years ago. There it is in print, if I would have had that in my wallet instead of something else. What the hell, live and learn.
Its a shame you have to learn the hard way sometimes, again, and again......

[sparkie]

Originally Posted by Surfer

hahah, I read that title and thought you said "why women want it from behind" lmao

funny list

Me too!!!
HeHe

[ltoman]

That sucks. We are NOT all like that, thank you very much, David. That is the how not to get any and how not to get a wife 101 lesson. So is that what your mother did to your father, or are you just bitter?

[Gary Sword]

Originally Posted by ltoman

That sucks. We are NOT all like that, thank you very much, David. That is the how not to get any and how not to get a wife 101 lesson. So is that what your mother did to your father, or are you just bitter?

You're right Lauren that only applies to 99% of all women.

[ltoman]

Gary, you know where you can put that. Your wife probably does do that. Your own fault for buying her the Benz, buddy. ROFL.

[Gary Sword]

Originally Posted by ltoman

Gary, you know where you can put that. Your wife probably does do that. Your own fault for buying her the Benz, buddy. ROFL.

Lauren, What should I to put where Your right about buying my wife a Mercedes. I should have brought me another sports car instead.

[dengood1]

Originally Posted by Gary Sword

You're right Lauren that only applies to 99% of all women.

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