You know you're an AutoGeek when.....

[FloridaNative]

You know you’re an AutoGeek when….
1. PB means Poorboys not peanut butter
2. PC means Porter Cable not personal computer
3. DD means daily driver and not a woman’s bra size
4. GQ means garage queen not gentlemen’s quarterly magazine
5. (for us locals) you are willing to drive an hour or two to get your favorite AG products.
6. You make pre-schoolers take their shoes off immediately upon entering your car.
7. You have more pictures of cars than your kids stored in your digital camera.
8. You size up and mentally detail the cars you see on the road and in parking lots.
9. You use AT LEAST 3 products for every part of your car.
10. You will let your kids starve a little bit until you can find to a McDonalds rather than let them eat or drink in the car.
11. You purposely park in the farthest away parking spot possible.
12. The money that you spend in a year on your car is more than the gross national product of a small country.
13. Door dings are a justified reason for clinical depression.
14. Spending 10 hours over a weekend detailing your car not only is fun for you, you can’t wait to get started.
15. You case your neighborhood for shady spots.
16. You never, ever park under a tree.
17. You carry a detail kit in your car trunk "in case of an emergency".
18. You dream about cars almost every night.
19. After detailing, your car smells like a fruit salad.
20. You use 3 or more buckets to wash the car.
21. You use your car's leather cleaner and conditioner on your shoes.


These are just a few of my observations, please feel free to add your own to the list. And lastly... If knowledge is power then Killrwheels is Superman.
Cheers!

[Mike T]

Thats some funny stuff.

[BILL]

#20 When driving down the highway you check the side panels on cars going by for gloss

[Meghan]

That is to darn funny!

[joe.p]

It was real funny.What is worse when you actually do 3/4 or more on the list

[Totoland Mach]

Originally Posted by BILL

#20 When driving down the highway you check the side panels on cars going by for gloss

AND, AND: nothing's better than passing a highly polished SS tanker to check your own ride out!!!!!!

Funny Stuff

Totoland Mach

[killrwheels@autogeek]

Well you had me till #3 , and then got me back. I sick mind I suppose.

[OCDetails]

12, 6, and 18 are the only three that I don't meet quite yet. 7, 8, and 14 scare me because those aren't just true but they are also part of my religious beliefs. lol

[supercharged]

Originally Posted by FloridaNative

You know you’re an AutoGeek when….
17. You carry a detail kit in your car trunk "in case of an emergency".

It's a must for every detailer!!!

[snomon1017]

Originally Posted by FloridaNative

You know you’re an AutoGeek when….
17. You carry a detail kit in your car trunk "in case of an emergency".

Now I'm really scared. I NEED HELP!!! I drove to FL from NC recently with a bottle of Pinnacle Crystal Mist and a cloth at my feet. EVERY stop meant cleaning the bugs off the front and mirrors. I didn't even think this might be abnormal. Now I'm thinking about what else I do on the list. Oy, my head hurts!