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03-12-2007, 10:00 PM
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1) She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2) She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3) She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4)She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5) She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6) She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
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03-12-2007, 10:02 PM
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03-12-2007, 10:04 PM
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***HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1) He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2) He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3) He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4) He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5) He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6) It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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03-12-2007, 10:12 PM
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| | | haha, unfortunately, the "man" one is better... lol
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03-12-2007, 10:16 PM
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03-12-2007, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bambo2888 haha, unfortunately, the "man" one is better... lol | is the girl one to offensive ..whatta you think? there was one or two i thought of leaving out 
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1) She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
| Yo Joe! Then what do you call men with boobs? There are two types: one who need a bra and a girdle and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones. And they are breasted americans?? lol  ???? Lauren
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03-12-2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ltoman Yo Joe! Then what do you call men with boobs? There are two types: one who need a bra and a girdle and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones. And they are breasted americans?? lol ???? Lauren | Some how i knew i would find you here  
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03-12-2007, 10:50 PM
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Then what do you call men with boobs?
There are two types:
one who need a bra and a girdle
and then the ones like RuPaul who take hormones.
And they are breasted americans??
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