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03-11-2007, 06:49 PM
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Subject: Medical one for you
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic
name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
In liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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03-11-2007, 07:30 PM
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03-11-2007, 07:36 PM
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| | | Very true but halarious...good one |
03-11-2007, 08:16 PM
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03-12-2007, 12:26 AM
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03-12-2007, 05:41 AM
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03-12-2007, 10:48 PM
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| | | Ibepoken.....now that's the name. |
03-12-2007, 10:52 PM
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| | | ROFLMAO!!!
bepoken. Love it.
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