| Joke From Garrison Keillor Courtesy of A Prairie Home Companion: A lady is in the hospital to have a baby. She is lying on the bed yelling “Can’t, shouldn’t, wouldn’t, couldn’t, can’t…”.
The nurse frantically asks the Doctor “What’s wrong with her?!” The Doctor replies, “oh, she’s just having contractions.”
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2001 Nissan Quest SE
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