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Old 02-04-2007, 08:12 PM
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Joke From Garrison Keillor

Courtesy of A Prairie Home Companion:

A lady is in the hospital to have a baby. She is lying on the bed yelling “Can’t, shouldn’t, wouldn’t, couldn’t, can’t…”.

The nurse frantically asks the Doctor “What’s wrong with her?!” The Doctor replies, “oh, she’s just having contractions.”
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