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Old 12-14-2006, 08:03 AM
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15 Years of Marriage

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married. She went on and on and on about:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unloveable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
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Old 12-14-2006, 08:42 AM
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15 Years of Marriage

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married. She went on and on and on about:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unloveable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
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He should have said, I detail on Monday and Wednesday, play golf on Fridays. If she can find a way, I have no problem with it.
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what a funny statement...
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Married guys: Is this what I have to look forward to?
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Married guys: Is this what I have to look forward to?
yea...pretty much...I've been married for 33 loooooonnnnng years (good thing my wife doesn't cruise this forum LOL)

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Got ya Totoland Mach, if you don't send me a gift certificate ( I think $100.00
would work just fine ) I'm going send your wife to a link to your post. Yes it is blackmail or blackemail, whatever. Just send the GF!
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yea...pretty much...I've been married for 33 loooooonnnnng years (good thing my wife doesn't cruise this forum LOL)

Toto
Yah, and it works both ways too ... ten years and I am a looking for a boyfriend to go with the midlife crisis car - even tho I am NOT that old!
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