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12-06-2006, 03:00 PM
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Subject: The Italian Tomato Garden>>> An old Italian man lived alone in the country.> He wanted to dig his tomato garden,> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.> His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.> The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.>> Dear Vincent,> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able> to plant my tomato garden this year.> I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.> If you were here my troubles would be over.> I know you would dig the plot for me.> Love Dad>> A few days later he received a letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.> That's where I buried the BODIES.> Love Vinnie>> At 4 a.m. the next morning,> FBI agents and local police arrived and dug> up the entire area without finding any bodies.> They apologized to the old man and left.>> That same day the old man received another letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.> That's the best I could do under the circumstances.> Love Vinnie
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12-06-2006, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by BILL Subject: The Italian Tomato Garden>>> An old Italian man lived alone in the country.> He wanted to dig his tomato garden,> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.> His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.> The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.>> Dear Vincent,> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able> to plant my tomato garden this year.> I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.> If you were here my troubles would be over.> I know you would dig the plot for me.> Love Dad>> A few days later he received a letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.> That's where I buried the BODIES.> Love Vinnie>> At 4 a.m. the next morning,> FBI agents and local police arrived and dug> up the entire area without finding any bodies.> They apologized to the old man and left.>> That same day the old man received another letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.> That's the best I could do under the circumstances.> Love Vinnie | VERY CUTE!!!  We are getting a laugh in the office here! |
12-06-2006, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Meghan VERY CUTE!!! We are getting a laugh in the office here! | lol...
nice one. |
12-06-2006, 03:52 PM
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| | hehehehehehehe i wonder if good ol' Vinny could get the FBI to clean my house for me. Cute joke!
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12-06-2006, 04:02 PM
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12-06-2006, 05:47 PM
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| | | cute is the word for this joke. I like it |
12-06-2006, 06:34 PM
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| | | ROFLMAO!!! I am such a simple guy! Got me hook, line, and sinker!! Thanks very much for a good clean and humorous joke
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| | | Thanks for the chuckle!! I never expected that as the ending!! lol! :-)
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12-07-2006, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BILL Subject: The Italian Tomato Garden>>> An old Italian man lived alone in the country.> He wanted to dig his tomato garden,> but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.> His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.> The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.>> Dear Vincent,> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able> to plant my tomato garden this year.> I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.> If you were here my troubles would be over.> I know you would dig the plot for me.> Love Dad>> A few days later he received a letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.> That's where I buried the BODIES.> Love Vinnie>> At 4 a.m. the next morning,> FBI agents and local police arrived and dug> up the entire area without finding any bodies.> They apologized to the old man and left.>> That same day the old man received another letter from his son.>> Dear Dad,> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.> That's the best I could do under the circumstances.> Love Vinnie | LOL, good one. I just wonder if they are going to keep Vinnie in prison a little longer for causing so much trouble.  
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