| Ahhhhhh Retirement
WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I
was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a craphead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age. | 
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