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08-31-2006, 07:39 PM
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husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and Ivalue you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I
shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I want to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I am at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.   |
08-31-2006, 07:46 PM
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| | | Freakin funny, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
08-31-2006, 08:09 PM
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| | | Ouch!
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08-31-2006, 08:46 PM
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| | | funny stuff indeed!!!! |
08-31-2006, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by aceshigh73 funny stuff indeed!!!! | Very Funny!!! |
08-31-2006, 09:43 PM
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| | | considering that theyre 54, thats disgusting...but funny none the less |
09-01-2006, 04:54 AM
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| | | Hee Hee Hee |
09-01-2006, 07:20 AM
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09-01-2006, 10:10 AM
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| | | Oh snap!! Hell hath no fury like woman scorned! LOL
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